The College Experience: Chapter 1- Did that Just really happen?

With every college experience you can bet you will have plenty of "Did that just really happen?" moments. It comes with the territory. Some more shocking than other, but surprisingly enough you start to get used to those weird unexplainable moments. Here are just a few I have experienced in my three years of going to college.

(UAM CTC) 

#1

Going out to eat lunch with your friends and noticing a guy walking down the street wielding a crossbow. Then remembering earlier that you also saw another guy who was wielding a machete heading in the direction that the other man was coming. Hmm, sounds like SOMEONE owed SOMEBODY some money.. or they dissed da momma. Both are bad.

    (UAM)     

    #2

 The experience of your first day of a new semester on campus consisted of a chick running around in her underwear, while three fights spread out across campus were taking place and  to top it off getting the chance to witness the Untouchables, but with CATS. Yeah for some reason there are tons of cats so try to guess what was going through my head. No not nothing! It was more along the lines of "Why are they all staring at me? Do I look like tuna or something? This is creeping me out a little"            

    (UAM)    

   #3

Witnessing your best friend trip and land on his stomach. Not knowing how he tripped he just did, and managed to role his ankle in the process. When trying to find the culprit of the big  man drop the only clue that was found was a pine cone all to itself looking all menacing. He wouldn't admit it was the pine cone he managed to trip on and started to look for a hole in  the ground. Five minutes later there was no hole found, the pine cone was still sitting there waiting for its next victim, and I was laughing my head off because.. Who manages to trip on a pine cone?

So yeah, this will give you a little idea on what to look out for if it is a new semester for you or the whole college experience is new. I guarantee you will be saying "Did that Just really happen?" accompanied by a few chuckles.